★ QUIT YOUR JIBBER-JABBER★ STOMP. SPEAK. SHIP.★ HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD★ YOUR FEET ARE BORED★ DOWN WITH THE QWERTY★ QUIT YOUR JIBBER-JABBER★ STOMP. SPEAK. SHIP.★ HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD★ YOUR FEET ARE BORED★ DOWN WITH THE QWERTY
// NO CABLES // NO MUSH // NO MERCY// CLICKS LIKE A GERMAN CAR DOOR// BUILT GOOD ENOUGH, BRANDED LOUD// NO CABLES // NO MUSH // NO MERCY// CLICKS LIKE A GERMAN CAR DOOR// BUILT GOOD ENOUGH, BRANDED LOUD
v0.1
NO CABLES

Put the metal to the pedal

SHUT UP
AND TALK
TO YOUR
COMPUTER

A foot pedal for people who talk to their machines.
Press it with your foot. Say what you mean. Let your hands riot.

Bluetooth USB-C One filthy stomp Loud on purpose
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HEAVY
AS HELL
QWERTY
IS DEAD
LOUDMOUTH foot pedal, black aluminium finish, isometric view
// THE MANIFESTO

YOU HAVE A WHOLE BODY. WHY COMPUTE WITH YOUR FINGERS?

We strapped humans to keyboards in 1870 and never let go. You have feet, knees, a whole lower half sitting there doing nothing. That is a waste of a perfectly good limb.

01

USE MORE OF YOUR BODY

A pianist plays with ten fingers and two feet. A drummer runs four limbs at once. You? You poke a slab of glass. LOUDMOUTH gives your foot a job so your voice and hands can run free. More limbs, more bandwidth, more output.

02

A DRUMMER WITH NO KICK

Take the kick pedal off a drummer and you get a man slapping a snare, apologising. The foot is where the power lives. Voice-to-text with no pedal IS that drummer. LOUDMOUTH hands you back the kick.

03

ANTI-BORING. ON PURPOSE.

The pedal aisle is a graveyard of grey plastic with no name on it. We are not that. We are the loud one at the back. No mission statements. No synergy. No roadmap webinar. Just stomp.

// THE RULES

WHEN THEY'RE GONE,
THEY'RE GONE.

2,000 numbered pedals. £199 each. U.K. to start. An exclusive launch for the legends who tech.

2,000 NUMBERED £199 UK ONLY
// THE SWITCH

IT CLICKS LIKE IT OWES YOU MONEY.

Most pedals feel like stepping on a TV remote. Mushy. Vague. Embarrassing. We obsessed over the one thing the tech can't commoditise: the moment your foot goes down.

The true-bypass stomp of a boutique guitar pedal. A mechanical keyboard switch, but for your foot. The thunk of a German car door closing.

You'll know it engaged. Your downstairs neighbour will know it engaged. Stomp, speak, done. Never look down again.

// THE KIT

GOOD ENOUGH. BUILT LOUD.

BLUETOOTH, NO LEASH

No cable snaking across the floor to garrotte your ankles. Pairs once, stays paired. Kick your shoes off and forget it's there.

USB-C CHARGING

The same cable as everything else you own. Weeks of stomping per charge. Top it up while you sleep, like a normal adult device.

THE FILTHY STOMP

A weighted, tactile switch with a defined break point. You feel it engage. No looking, no guessing whether the mic is live.

WORKS WITH YOUR STACK

Push-to-talk for any voice-to-text or AI workflow. Map it to dictation, to your assistant, to whatever you're building at 2am.

// OUT OF THE BOX

WORKS RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX.

Every other pedal on the market ships like a homework assignment. LOUDMOUTH doesn't.

VS
Other pedals
  • ✕

    Download the app

    Because apparently a foot pedal needs an account now.

  • ✕

    Hunt for the driver

    Buried three forum posts deep, last updated 2019.

  • ✕

    Remap four keys by hand

    Guess and check until something doesn't break.

  • ✕

    Pray it notices

    Restart everything. Try again. Sacrifice something.

Loudmouth
  • ✓

    Pre-mapped to F13

    A key almost nothing else touches. Wispr, Superwhisper, whatever you dictate with — it just works, day one.

  • ✓

    Zero remapping

    No config screens, no driver installs, no forty-minute rabbit hole. Plug it in, go.

  • ✓

    Stays off your keyboard

    Your actual keystrokes never change. This just adds a foot to the conversation.

  • ✓

    No CS degree required

    If you've ever plugged in a mouse, you've already got the skills.

// IN THE WILD

HANDS FREE. MOUTH ON.

LOUDMOUTH KA-CHUNK
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Welcome to the resistance against the keyboard. We'll be in touch the second LOUDMOUTH is ready to ship. Now go give your hands a rest.

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